My pants are off, right now.

My pants are off, right now.











      face off judge match

      Mother fucking Face Off tonight!! It’s so good.
















      rage-and-roses:

      In case anyone cared - here’s the close up of the GotG Red Team parody poster from this prank on my roommate.







      theshoutingendoflife:

      jaclcfrost:

      standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

      Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.





      shithowdy:

      Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.







      dashingyounghero:

      hipsterinatardis:

      Don’t leak nudes

      Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN

      image










      roachpatrol:

      sweet-bitsy:

      We’re in the year of 2014 and only now have we gotten photographic evidence of dragons petting cats

      omfg












      reallyscj:

      buffystolethetardis:

      legalmatter:

      why does everyone always associate satan with heavy metal

      for all we know satan could like smooth jazz

      image

      Spot on, Buffy fandom.









      the-average-gatsby:

      imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

      so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off




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