My pants are off, right now.

My pants are off, right now.

      technicaldifficultiess:

      I am so glad “has anyone seen a rare occurance yet?” is still sort of an ongoing joke and gets better as time goes on or when everyone almost forgets about it




      malefica-anima:

      asmilinggoddess:

      asmilinggoddess:

      now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

      image

      THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

      Woah it’s true.




      squided:

      "no homo" says the boy cuddling next to you.  You figure he means he isn’t homosexual.  It never grazed your mind he may be stating he isn’t a homosapien.  That was a very big mistake on your part.










      the-pietriarchy:

      I’m going to die alone and miserable but at least I’ll find peace knowing that I never thirsted over benedict cumberbatch
















      vann-haal:

      straightannabeth:

      brienne-of—tarth:

      kylvit:

      odins-one-eyed-fuck:

      isthisusernametakenyet:

      I support Farming.

      In fact, you could call me

      image

      WOW

      image

      I was staring at this like ‘what does calculator have to do with farming?’ and then i realised…

      for those of you missing the joke: protractor















      motsticks:

      au where some of u loosen up a little









      jonophobias:

      imagine rain but like shower temperature 





      aristocraticbunnies:

      help I woke up as an anime













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